11/23/2006

An Actual Conversation (Paraphrased)

Minion: *snickers*

Co-Worker #1: What're you laughing at?

Minion: Just watching an episode... this guy is hysterical. *monotone* 'That's cool. Wow.' Like, could you be less enthused?

Co-Worker #2: Was that So-and-So?

Minion: Yeah.

Co-Worker #2: That guy's a scumbag. And he was totally stoned.

Minion: Are you serious?!?

Co-Worker #2: Oh yeah. I think he was most of the time we were shooting.

Minion: You'd think you might want to be sober on TV.

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Later, while giving back the tape...

Minion: That guy's hysterical. #2 says he was totally high the whole time.

Co-Worker #3: Really? All those girls he's got on there are call girls too.

Minion: What?

Co-Worker #3: Yep. Real class act, that guy.

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